Mike's 1JZ: Second Drive

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Marcus:

  Uh oh the universe is doomed, oby one is fighting the syth, i dont
  think we're gonna make it, we must have hope

Me:

  Eat a grapefruit... Things will get better.

Marcus:

  Yeah i know but i dont trust this anikin kid, he seems unstable

Me:

  Maybe he's got an inner ear problem. you shouldn't make fun.

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Start 2

Marcus:

  A flea can jump over 200 times its body length

Me:

  An ant can lift the equivalent of a dump truck.

Marcus:

  Good, he can help me move when i get a house, i wont have to do nuthin'

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Marcus:

  Yippee ky-yay grr meow whoof quack?

Me:

  Si, Rrrrrrrroaaarrr, snort... bubble,bubble. Chk-chk, bang! Peee-oww...

Marcus:

  Toot girggle girggle squeak ping howl klang piff piff varroommpahdoompitydoooo!

Me:

  heh, tinkle yank filly. Ker...shmack-ow win dally fom dank swampy.

Marcus:

  Whoa, I cant follow that one

Me:

  Lol!

  Can't follow good, or can't follow bad?

Marcus:

  Good

Me:

  Coo... Bat nat nanat!

(Theme from Sanford and Son)

  Bat nat manat manat manat, bentan manat...

(Theme Contintues)

Gerbhardt Miller Sezzz...

Forty-seven (47) is a larger number than most people care to whisle.

Look Ma! One hand!

One handed

Wrote this entry just fo' you Vin... Now I just have to think about something else to write about. Uh oh, I just had a tour come through my office! That won't stop me tho' I'm going for the limit!

12:48 PM now, started at ~12:30 PM with an email to Vin Thomas.

"...If you could see me now my hand would be in the air about the sofa
thing (vin's blog 2.20.05) (let's see how long I can keep it up there (Ha-remember? **This used to be a contest between a few of us at school, at random times we'd just see how long we could hold our hand in the air**  It's
about 12:30 now)), in fact I've never had a couch per sey, but since
my parents visited last I now have my Bright Orange Donut Diner Seat
set up.  No really, I found a set of them lying near a dumpster, took
it apart and stuck it in my car, and brought it home, it's been in two
pieces for about a year now, till last week!

Have fun where ever yer at... I'll email ya when my hand goes down,
maybe we'll be raising our hands together again -in two different
states! (12:36 now)

^5 yo (high five)
-JK
--
Jude 24-5"

(...Cont. as a blog post):
Even learned how to upload a photo one handed!

1:18 now, starting to ache...

1:47 working on email update for supporters ...aaah...pain... starting...

2...:...1...5PM... pain... tolerable... I think... numbness in... extremities (extrem'e'ties)...(?)... is... setting...in... aa...aaah...

225PM... ... having... shortnessof... breath...

231... 2+hours, andstillgetting... workdone. Making a PDF... tosendouttoallmysupporters... aaah... wrist... hurting...

250... ... ... aah...

255... mouth...open... no sound... waivering...

301weariness... setting in... notmuchlongrenow... srtatingto... nnmisspellthings...

315finished the... project, and a cell fone call. Regaining composure, I think the second wind is kicking in a little... ow... office workers have been asking questions...

323... wow, my hand is pretty cold now.

330... Three Hours!!

345... " ...and15minutes... and aching....

401... work ethic is starting to kick in... can't hold keybord and trackball very well with one hand.
402... and down.
3hours and 32 min. Oh well, I can say I did it...

425...Realized that I do most of my work "single handedly", though my mind is more readily available to concentrate.

Once...

In a far away place, and in a far away time, three men of ancient descent met at a crossroad -each wandering from his respective town. In it's own way, this day was exhibiting the beginnings of what would become an unseasonably mild afternoon. One of the men carried with him a unicycle, named...

Comment to place your Name suggestion for the unicycle.

Can't pass up a Good Quote...

"Ummpweefitty....
poppilleeeoooowiffffffffreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmm.pip.pip
...whommmppp!"

-The illustrious,
Marcus "I'm a tree" Hurd

That was two or three takes actually, I don't exactly recall... sorry. I'll see what I can make happen for a set of special "behind the scenes featurettes" next time! I had no idea there was any interest... this is great!

Audio 1.

Great 'Google'y Moogley

Recent Google Whacks:

tintinnabulary paroxysms
-Thanks Unka Beel

The page refers to an author by the name of William Gilmore Simms. 1806-1870 I like this author alot. I never knew there were people who actually wrote like this an got published. This guy uses more words than I could ever hope to fathom! Here's an excerpt from the beginning of his novel:
ADVERTISEMENT.


The following sketches are now, for the first time,
collected in form. Several of them have, at various
periods in a short life, found their way into print -- in
one magazine or another. They were written at long
intervals -- upon occasional suggestions -- and will be
found to indicate some of the warmth of a mind and
habit, sometimes careless of restraint, and not always
to be controlled by rule. In some of them, the fancy
has been permitted free play, and a taste purely oriental
has originated a form of expression and combination in
the characters, which the reader, of Spitzbergen-like
temperament, may hold as a madness beyond even that
of Hamlet's, and wanting utterly in its mood and me-
thod. For these I have not written. It is only with
the gentle and the glad -- with those, who, while the
winter fire blazes brightly, and the heart is contracted
to the circle which surrounds it, are sufficiently rational
to exclaim with the cheerful Grecian --

   "I will -- I will be mad to night," --

that I am willing to leave the little volume which I now
place before them.


THE AUTHOR.
nice.

Gerbhardt Miller Sezzz...

Hoot fer th' Teem!

Jeeps
Cheese
Watermelon
My Knees Sometimes Hurt

Don't do the right thing with the Wrong Muffin.

-No, really.

The intended post...

Yes, that did actually happen and with no aid on my part. I'd been experiencing troubles with bluetooth on this computer at work, and I suspect it was carry-over.

What was supposed to be posted was this...

LLa"AP"SF... TCoMI
-Wooden Nickels should be taken. (Contrary to popular belief and well intentioned -although antiquated- fatherly advice)

-Quadraphonic record needles are a rare find in the area of the Caribbean.

-"Ugh! Neptune's Navel! That was a close one!" -LeChuck (Nefarious undead zombie ghost-pirate)

Wha?... Hey!! It's stuck! HA, HAA!

For whatever reason my keyboard has taken offense at the word Quadrapho- ...I'd better not type it again, just in case eh? Well! Such a rebellion has Never surfaced with so little provocation to my knowledge! As you can see, it tried to get the word out to it's contacts as fast as possible by means of repetition, but obviously in vain. Electronics have a lot to learn about word structure and communication, but that doesn't seem to keep them from trying though, does it?

Hmm... I maybe seeing this in the wrong light here, I seem to have (in my haste to pass malicious judgment) overlooked the fact that I could have misread the whole situation. It would seem that some humor (albeit elementary, and at the time quite annoying) has been blatantly disregarded on my part. Ha. Could it have been that my dear Apple Wireless Keyboard had tapped into the levity of the situation, and in its own way upon its own volition, inserted a mild bit of jokularity? Ha! Yes! rrrrrrrr... Arrrrr!... ARRRRRRR! Of course the universally known 'Pirate Retort'. Highly appropriate, and irrevocably Piratey... How could I have missed it?! I need time to get my thoughts together... what a momentous end to an otherwise fabulously plain-Jane-dreary-day... A Name! I must don thee with a name! I shall work on a suitable one. A thing not to be taken lightly.

More to follow...

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Life Lessons and "Appropriately Piratey" Sayings From...The Curse of Monkey Island

-Wooden Nickels should, in all instances, be taken. (Contrary to popular belief and -although antiquated- well intentioned fatherly advice)

-Quadraphonic rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Un-canny, Dr. Rodgers, I've never seen its like...

I have haplessly stumbled upon one of the most profound finds in computer gaming, among the Animated Adventure Genre. Prized by those with the advanced humor gene... sought after by those who squandered them in their youth... I have found -and purchased- from the bargain bin of my local Software Etc. one copy each, of... 'Grim Fandango', and 'The Curse of Monkey Island'!!! I will spare you the agony of knowing the price at which I snatched these two gems from the clutches of would-be spontaneous summer do-nothing grandmother gifters!

Can't wait, will post interesting findings...

There, I'm totally original now.

Welcome to the even more flavorful howeversomewhatuselessbutmoreoriginalthanlasttime&see,icanevenmakethepagemessupwithinformationthat'shopefullyjustashumorousasthelastblog site of random happenings and life lessons including levitational insights (that's a wordplay on levity, not what I suppose you were thinking, which is why I had to write this small but informative disclaimer on the breadth of humor you are likely to find among the textulations above (there's another one)) formerly known as RightOnRedNews. I didn't like what I found when I googled 'rightonred' (or the like) so I changed the name. And now if you Google mile549 you'll find...well... nothing right now, but I'm working on that.

Wha?

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

-Thanks to 'Unka' Beel Beene

Societus du Randomnai

A friend and I started to paint a wall in my house (Sat. June 5th) with ping pong balls and paddles we bought at the dollar store. We dipped 'em in the purple paint we bought for $1 a gallon at our local Sherwin Williams establishment. Then next time we went to the $1 store, we got some water slingshots, w/ sponge type projectiles, and a spring gun that shoots what appear to be miniature pingpong balls. While being severely more accurate, the drawbacks are more bounce and less paint coverage than I would like, But Take Heart and Fear Ye Not! We are reserving these for the second color scheme(yellow and orange spatters; at this stage, restrained to a circular dimension of some sort). The sponge slingshots really don't have a consistent splatter, usually you get the best out of the first one or two shots, and don't bounce hardly at all. Fun, but Messy.
I picked up a couple of retrievable ball toys that attach to your wrist. I think these will work nicely... Less backache, more control. Always a Good Thing.

boo!

just wanted to keep you on your toes . . . .

Wellsir.

Fifteen fireflies have gone to market, three stand alone. The other 12 have their pants tied together. For some odd reason.


Jude 24-5; Ps. 103; 104; Lam. 3:1- thru at least 26, but the rest is good too & James 4:14-5

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Well, let's see here... Hup to nuthin fancy... Went down the street to the snow cone stand... Fell off the curb... Found a penny, found a dime... Stood there for a while.